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January 24, 2011

24-1-11 Akismet, har-di-har!


Why did I hesitate so long before activating spam-guzzling plug-in Akismet? Last I looked it reported 137 junk mails diverted and 23 sent straight to the spam naughty-corner here at Bloggingham Towers to be picked off at leisure.

I get some space to myself and still have the opportunity to see examples of blogspam and jetsam caught in the filters. Akismet team, salut maintenant mes amis!

“If you be deficient in speak for this forum or any other net page U shoould tote up it to multifarious network directory. If you see angelic directory you shoul visit my site.”

I think I to understand such entreaty almost a little. I’m very tempted by the angelic directory; no more hanging around awaiting random epiphanies and annunciations and such, just click that link and chat to cherubim and seraphim on-line now! Actually it may have been an ethereal reader who spake thus:-

“What is the feature of this? I really do not understand you. But as I said earlier human beings are complex animals, they do things that are not always accurate . Well maybe I have a rotten day , I should go and do some training, maybe that assists to find some good sensation”

This really is true. I do do things that are not always accurate and I am a complex animal. How did that Beach Boys number go? I’m picking up good sensations, I’m getting some education…

“This is truly a fantastic interpret for me, Have to declare you happen to be 1st from the top-quality bloggers I e’er met.Thanx 4 mailing this didactic article.”

Easy, fellah. I don’t happen to be 1st from the top quality bloggers. It don’t come easy. You have to learn, like, grammar and that to do truly fantastic interprets like I done.

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One at a time guys, this could turn a chap’s head. I didn’t Approve this one because, well, who wants to brag that readers of these nocturnal e-missives are thirsty – thirsty! – for one’s upcoming updates. I think he must’ve been passing the time drinking a lot of prune juice to produce such gushing output. Grab my rss, indeed. What cheek.

“What a good written information! This is very worthed to read and also easy to understand. I will look for more such blog post! Hey, do you have or twitter? I recommend it on social bookmarking sites just like as dig! However, thanks for this article.”

It is ever my aim to be both worthed to read and easy to understand. And no, I do not tweet nor twitter. I do not dig it, Sam-I-Am.

“Surprising time in here; I forget to do my other activity because of your wonderful site. It doesn’t matter with me, because it is worthed and I will learn new knowledge, hope progressively I can meet with your speech. Linguists and educationalists (in my school) had conflicted and debated in several subject, I got the correction when I read the full article here. The positive effects of debatable discussion in my school are great brain for future time (for me and for my friends).”

See? confirmation that I am worthed to read, dispensing new knowledge like billy-oh. Those linguists and educationalists – they let them into your school? – know diddly, take it from me. Just keep reading my debatable discussion and you and your friends may be assured of great brain in future time. Not now – I can hardly muster adequate brain myself at present – but in future time. Trusssst in meee, jusst in meee…

This is about a third of this eager student’s valediction. Less less is much more, I find…

Lastly for the moment, proof that my readers are not merely international but interplanetary, this tourist gives notice that the Mother Ship will get relayed highlights…

“I would just like to let ufo know how much I learn from your website Bookmarked book ! be back fast for some more good articles!”

Be back fast soon for more good articles!

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    Comment by Sue Jones — January 25, 2011 @ 3:45 pm
  2. Please not to be such Silly William! Your correspondences are not of the spiced ham, ma’am, I opine. However, the mincing of vocabulary syntax regulation is a guilty treat for the customarily articulate… and actually more difficult to fake than you’d expect.
    Once these random trawls have been neutralised and put in Spam-box quarantine for inspection they make fascinating tributes to the robustness of English under stress and often resemble verbal versions of those old puzzle-book photos of familiar objects seen close-up from unusual angles.
    Beneficial fortune to your self-imporvements! I am always to be of assist.

    Comment by admin — January 26, 2011 @ 11:14 am

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